Friday, 28 October 2016

Feline Fat Club Friday

For some strange reason, Aila has many fans on the blogosphere. She is indeed formidable. She likes to be the boss, and as she comes from the roughest area of Bristol (Äiti's note - think Vicky Pollard from Little Britain), we do not mess with her. No one dares call her fat - and here she proves she can breathe in.
She yawns at our sniggers.
And this is her opinion of diets.
But here is the truth. Those are mega packs of Felix (Latz in Finland) and she foolishly believes they are hers.
Loyal readers may recall just how deep her pawprints were in the snow. So yesterday she had a 'weigh in' and we report her mass is 7,6kg. That's nearly 17 stoopy non-metric pounds.  Äiti had a bright idea - a Feline Filtration Device. She bought a dog gate for the bottom of the stairs. We thinner felines can go through, bigger beasts cannot -a bit like an osmotic membrane.
Seppo slips through - Pekka is a bit blocked.
 And as for Aila - she's stuck!
Now Äiti is aware that Mirsku, Pekka and Ruska will be a little stuck too but we mancats can JUMP. Aila doesn't do that much. So, she will have a weekly weigh in and in the mean time the dried food and treats are available upstairs.

Needless to say, she was not happy.


Mr Puddy said...

Aila , You are cool ! No one dare with you with " F" word !
My house " F " words say aloud !
Very rude environment , noise pollution ** shake head **

Summer said...

That is tricky of Äiti!

Katnip Lounge said...

That is Feline fatty fat fat abuse!!!!!! Mommy will be on the first plane to hand feed treats to the Great White Whale. Erm, Aila.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

This is an outrage! We erm, "huskier" kittehz need our treats too!
(Preslee and Precious had weigh-ins at the vet today and Preslee was a whopping 15 pounds or 6.8 kg!) Precious was, of course, right at her target weight.

Gigi said...

Oh my poor starving DARLING! Come to Spitty, ma petit chou. I will ply you with Gerbers and groom your beauteous tailio. It is sumptuous.

Maybe you can, um, persuade (Mesi perhaps?) to bring you some heavenly treats from above. XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

Fat is not a PC word! Big boned or heavy brained is better. I feel for you Aila!

When the Cat is Away said...

Mom can't stop laughing. She thinks this is a very nice move.

We again think that Aila the-ghetto-girl ain't stupid. She'll most likely start practicing her jumping skills. Hehehehe.

Eastside Cats said...

Oh dear, oh DEAR, Aila! Such a public forum, broadcasting your zaftig figure!

Jenna said...

Oh dear...I see jumping in Aila's future. Humans just think they are smarter than cats!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Ayla, the indignity of being publicly fat shamed!

The Swiss Cats said...

Oh no, that's tricky ! We know your just big boned with a lot of floof ! Purrs