For some strange reason, Aila has many fans on the blogosphere. She is indeed formidable. She likes to be the boss, and as she comes from the roughest area of Bristol (Äiti's note - think Vicky Pollard from Little Britain), we do not mess with her. No one dares call her fat - and here she proves she can breathe in.
She yawns at our sniggers.
And this is her opinion of diets.
But here is the truth. Those are mega packs of Felix (Latz in Finland) and she foolishly believes they are hers.
Loyal readers may recall just how deep her pawprints were in the snow. So yesterday she had a 'weigh in' and we report her mass is 7,6kg. That's nearly 17 stoopy non-metric pounds. Äiti had a bright idea - a Feline Filtration Device. She bought a dog gate for the bottom of the stairs. We thinner felines can go through, bigger beasts cannot -a bit like an osmotic membrane.
Seppo slips through - Pekka is a bit blocked.
And as for Aila - she's stuck!
Now Äiti is aware that Mirsku, Pekka and Ruska will be a little stuck too but we mancats can JUMP. Aila doesn't do that much. So, she will have a weekly weigh in and in the mean time the dried food and treats are available upstairs.
Needless to say, she was not happy.
11 comments:
Aila , You are cool ! No one dare with you with " F" word !
My house " F " words say aloud !
Very rude environment , noise pollution ** shake head **
=^x^=
That is tricky of Äiti!
That is Feline fatty fat fat abuse!!!!!! Mommy will be on the first plane to hand feed treats to the Great White Whale. Erm, Aila.
This is an outrage! We erm, "huskier" kittehz need our treats too!
(Preslee and Precious had weigh-ins at the vet today and Preslee was a whopping 15 pounds or 6.8 kg!) Precious was, of course, right at her target weight.
Oh my poor starving DARLING! Come to Spitty, ma petit chou. I will ply you with Gerbers and groom your beauteous tailio. It is sumptuous.
Maybe you can, um, persuade (Mesi perhaps?) to bring you some heavenly treats from above. XOXOXO
Fat is not a PC word! Big boned or heavy brained is better. I feel for you Aila!
Mom can't stop laughing. She thinks this is a very nice move.
We again think that Aila the-ghetto-girl ain't stupid. She'll most likely start practicing her jumping skills. Hehehehe.
Oh dear, oh DEAR, Aila! Such a public forum, broadcasting your zaftig figure!
Oh dear...I see jumping in Aila's future. Humans just think they are smarter than cats!
Poor Ayla, the indignity of being publicly fat shamed!
Oh no, that's tricky ! We know your just big boned with a lot of floof ! Purrs
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