Loyal Readers, I am distraught. I am devastated and feel betrayed. I am weeping into the odious purple beddie which none of us likes and Äiti foolishly keeps presenting to us in the hope we'll like it. In fact maybe I'll stop weeping and yak in it.
All I did was tell Äiti I was less than happy with her a) going to work, b) cleaning the house, c)being too lazy to do it herself. I didn't pee over her, for heavens sake, and I turned to face our visitor as I did it. Maybe the fact she was the breeder of Jura, Jaava and Sampo had some influence. This is My Castle, and My Servant has been absent - do you blame me for making a statement. And enough of these nicknames, please. No more Pissu Kisu and other such monikers. Show me some respect!
Just call me The Urinator.