Sunday, 21 August 2016

Slanderous Sunday

Loyal Readers, I am distraught. I am devastated and feel betrayed. I am weeping into the odious purple beddie which none of us likes and Äiti foolishly keeps presenting to us in the hope we'll like it. In fact maybe I'll stop weeping and yak in it.
But how could you ? Punapisspuri from Äiti; Punapisspurpee from the Katnip Lounge; Pissu Punapippuri from When The Cat's Away; and even King Spitty attacked with Pissapippuri.

PÖH.

All I did was tell Äiti I was less than happy with her a) going to work, b) cleaning the house, c)being too lazy to do it herself. I didn't pee over her, for heavens sake, and I turned to face our visitor as I did it. Maybe the fact she was the breeder of Jura, Jaava and Sampo had some influence.  This is My Castle, and My Servant has been absent - do you blame me for making a statement. And enough of these nicknames, please. No more Pissu Kisu and other such monikers. Show me some respect!

Just call me The Urinator.

9 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

We bet we know your CATchphrase: I'll pee back!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Always with the kvetching, King Pee! Methinks you are just a wee-wee bit overly pee-ved and piss-y at our affectionate tea-sing.

By the way, nice purple beddy. I'm enjoying mine right now!

Summer said...

I didn't come up with any names!

Only because I'm not as imaginative as some of the others.

Flynn said...

Maybe you could pee in the purple beddie.

The Swiss Cats said...

We're with Flynn ! Purrs

Maxwell Faraday Richman said...

MOL we're with Summer. We're just not that flagrant--- err, IMAGINATIVE.

Kaisun said...

I hope The Urinator II , III or IV premieres are not in future!

Kari said...

Guest in the house, all of the disturbing cleaning, disruption of your kingdom...How else is a kitty supposed to say "stop", dear Punapeepurri.

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

How about I call you adorable and scratch behind your ears?