Saturday, 20 August 2016

Saturday Satisfaction

So Äiti had a tough old week at the 'chalkface' (which is in fact a writing tablet and data projector now), teaching the yoofs all about chemistry. Yeah, right - how many of her students know she has 14 cats ? How is this relevant to their education ? Pöh. So the last new class she met yesterday were being indoctrinated in her native language of sarcasm, marinated in enthusiasm for all things elemental and she realised they were just staring at her. She proclaimed ' you are looking at me like I come from another planet' and one said 'we're all staring at you because your shirt is so awesome.'  Oh she was smiling at that one. A nice end to a dizzy week.
And so she came home and because we have a Very Important Visitor at the weekend she began cleaning. Well, to be honest, she began drinking tea and lying on the bed while a good friend came over to clean on account of Äiti being a bit pathetic at the moment. So, it was chaos and many of my favourite message boards were wiped. Pöh. So, when she was sat at the table with another cup of tea after she had allowed our visiting slave to stop, I made my point and showed the Bottom of Disrespect and peed all over the kitchen table. Happy was she not. Previously I have at least aimed for the curtains but this was towards her. Apparently I am now to be known as Punapisspuri. Loyal Readers, just look at me - am I a little monster ? What would you do if all you social media were wiped clean by your humans ? One little peemail isn't that naughty. 


10 comments:

Summer said...

Well, clearly you don't like your territory messed with, Puna!

Katnip Lounge said...

PunaPISSpurPEE!!! Our Mommy feels your pain. Somekitty ALWAYS christens the floor after Daddy wet mops.

Every.
Single.
Time.

Kaisun said...

Pee? On the table? OMG! There's a strong message!

When the Cat is Away said...

Ups. You clearly made you point, pissu punapippuri. :D

Ilona ja Zetor said...

The shirt - we approve. Yassss.

Dragonheart, Merlin, and Devi said...

We love that shirt! Punapippuri, we are sorry that your environment was so disturbed that you had to let Äiti know of your displeasure in such a fashion.

The Swiss Cats said...

Pawsome shirt ! We're sorry you had to let Äiti know your disappointment in such a strong way. Purrs

Flynn said...

That is a great T shirt that Äiti was wearing. No wonder the students were admiring it. It seems that you put things right with your message boards.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

At least you didn't pee in her hair like Sammy did to me recently.

Eileen said...

We bet she got that message...loud and clear King P. Our mom bean is shaking her head in disbelief. MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku