So yesterday morning we tried really hard to trap Mom Trish. Sampo had been observing her over the visit and knew that she has developed an addiction for delicious Finnish pulla. So, at breakfast, he thought that if he could eat her pulla, then she would be too hungry to travel back home.
I decided I should join in and also try to distract her from her cup of tea. Yes, Katnip Loungers, be prepared for a big change! Your Mom has gone all English and is drinking builder's tea with milk! She has beem cursing Äiti for that (my goodness, she has a rich vocabulary, doesn't she?).
Now, our little ploy did not work so we had to send in the heavy mob. Dubbed 'the biggest cat she has ever seen', Mirsku went in with stealth. On his back, of course, he could allow a tummy tickle and lull MomTrish into a sense of security.
Then he viciously clamped his paws to her in order to weigh her down so she could never move.But he was then too tempted by her spanking prowess. That cat is a tart!
As his tailio was tugged he remembered his priorities.
So decided that a swift bitey might delay her departure - the waiting times at our Finnish hospital emergency services are pretty long!
But alas it was not to be and she left us alone with Äiti. Now we have been dutifully nursing her and her recovery is going well. And she is going to take it easy. She made Mom Trish sort everything for us. See that huge pile of soil sacks which were most kindly delivered by our neighbour (honestly, Äiti has got everyone running after her)......
She realised the pile was blocking our view of mousewatch so Mom Trish got a work out shifting them. Note Äiti just stands around lazily - not even scritching us.
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Well, you kitties did your darndest to keep the Katnip Lounge human home with you, even if it did not work. How awesome that I get a sperm for myself - and I don't have to deal with all the other stuff girlkitties usually have to do (the feline mating ritual is positively barb-aric, if you know what I mean!).
Kittehz, (Mirsku) you did your best by doing your worst to Mom Trish, but alas, she left. We're certain you kept a piece of her heart there in Finland (N).
Now, we need to know more about these pulla things....
We admire your efforts to keep Mom Trish there, but Beins are hard ta keep pinned down...
We think she will return, like the swallows to Capistrano and you can google THAT!!
I won, I won!!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
You all tried very hard to keep Trish with you. I wonder if there may be another visit sometime in the future.
I am so excited to win my very own sperm!
You did your best and tried really hard to keep mom Trish with you, but we think that the gang at Katnip Lounge will be happy to see her back ! Purrs
At least you did your best to keep your second servant around.
Mum sometimes drinks tea with milk too. Seems she has a good furiend who lives in the West Indies.
Wait, isn't she on the Walking Dead?
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