Saturday, 28 March 2015

Saturday Sacrilege

Loyal readers, do not under any circumstances allow one of these devil machines into your kingdoms. I am so, so busted as  result of this beast. It is a 'black light' and yes indeed, it was a black day when Äiti switched it on.  She bought one a long time ago and found it not very helpful as it wasn't bright enough, so when she saw this megagigaterawatt beelzebub she ordered it.
Oh dear. Some cat might have had an accident here. All is revealed. Trouble is, these little 'accidents' are all over the place and I am getting the blame for most of them. Thankfully she has not invested in a DNA testing kit so I can - at the moment- point paws at everyone else and plead innocence.
So Äiti has been scrubbing the walls (using a weak solution of biological washing powder as its enzymes will destroy the glowing stuff). It has taken me years to build up this chat room. These are an archaeological record of my monarchy. I tried to point out that perhaps there were remnants of Stran there that needed preserving - but oh no, Stran NEVER peemailed inside. Which is true actually, but was worth a try. It will take me ages to establish all my little graffiti boards, and in the meantime I'm going to wipe out half her facebook messages - see how she likes it! Pöh!

10 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

GAH!!! Our Mommy has one of those Spawn of Hell lights too...we're not admitting who is the sprayer around here, either. Cos we KNOW it ain't King Pee!!

Summer said...

Ohhhh - busted!!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Time to replenish the water bowls, King P - you've got lots of work ahead of you. On your mark...get set... SPRAY!!!

::Tail up spraying wildly all around::

Your partner in crime,
Princeton

Flynn said...

How could she! It is going to take a lot of work to redecorate just as you want it.

The Swiss Cats said...

Back up your pee-mails ! Purrs

Eileen said...

Appawently you is well named, King P(ee)!

The mom bean doesn;t have one of those...hopefully she never does.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

That is very cool. I would be afraid to use one here with 15 cats, I would see things I don't want to see.

Kari said...

Our Mum has one of those things but she doesn't use it anymore. She says if she does, she'll have to start removing walls!

Mamma N said...

Well, people do write to the Wall as well, at least in FB, so why wouldn't you?

Ilona said...

Your Äiti is just too clever!