There I was, having a peaceful kitten mitten session on Äiti's arm and she decided to move to do something selfish like go to her litter box, Oh I yelled! I protested.
PUNAPIPPURI: King Kitty Cat of Finland(N) and family of brave mancats, sneaky girlcats & Äiti the dizzy human
9 comments:
I do not understand this post. Did Aiti do something unfortunate to you? Is this not your normal mittening posture? Do you sleep when you mitten? Why are you screaming?
Why do you need the "much safe" sleeping position? Is Seppo coming to hump you?
We hope it makes more sense now, King Spitty. Something got lost in the editing when Seppo sat on the keyboard. We trust it is comprehensible now.
Ah, I see. It was not her elbowing you in the tender tum but rather her rising without warning or permission that prompted your blood-curdling wail.
And you do you look most handsome with your fiery ears in the sun, my good king.
Humans and their silly agendas! Aren't there such things as human diapers, so they don't have to move when we cats are comfortable? That IS what they are for, right?
Beins are large an heavy. Sometimes we get a bit pained from theirmrandom stupid movements.
But we forgive them.
Not only does the sun shine out of your arse, it radiates around your head, too. Wonderful!
Our Mommy often inconveniences us, also. We understand and sympathize with you.
XOXO
How inconsiderate of Aiti to move before you allowed her to.
humans are so rude to put their needs ahead of ours!
oooh yeah, human diapers. We've heard rumor of those...
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