Thursday, 6 February 2014

Thursday Trauma

Loyal readers, I am deeply not amused. the other day I hacked Äiti's facebook and discovered she had mentioned me in totally disparaging tones, calling me 'Punapisspot'. Pöh. Pöh. Pöh. Just because I peemail, and make sure everyone knows who exactly is King Kitty Cat of Finland (North) around here. And I can tell you, I aim high and proud, inside and outside.
Unfortunately there is very little snow on the catio right now so it has not been possible to create the seasonal 'golden glacier'. In fact Äiti has not had to shovel snow for ages. As you can see it is not so deep, as I stride across the frozen wastes, thinking deeply about what to spray next.
And apparently my peemailing has got 'unmanageable', and Äiti thinks this is something to do with a couple of pairs of mancat bits which are present in perheeni. Well, one pair is actually 500km away waiting to be put to use (all is well as Nippe and Sampo get to know each other, and Sampo is being spoilt and well looked after).  So, instead of arranging for tutoring of these mini-mancats, Äiti has decided that it is me who is the problem and therefore I have to have.....PILLS!!!!!!  Well, we shall see about that. Or maybe I shall pee about that.

11 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The Human says drugs can be fun, Pal. I wouldn't know. I am a good boy.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh poor dear! Well, I hope it helps anyway. It would be awful to have to take icky pills and them NOT work!

Sparkle said...

Hopefully the pills will work!

Prancer Pie said...

Well now, King P. **giggle** You are only doing what a great mancat should do. Maybe Aiti should take the pills or maybe said man "parts" should be "tutored"!

I guess it wouldn't hurt to try the pills, King P. Who knows, maybe they will earn you a bit of a treat to help wash them down?

Good luck to Aiti. A lot of people over here use Feliway. We've never used it, but many have great luck with it.
XOXOXO

Pelle said...

Maybe the pills contain CatNip! let´s hope they do the trick. But as said, You are just doing what a wonderfully great ruler should do!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

PILLS? What kind of pills? #1 does feel grateful, however, that none of us have ever indulged in this particular activity…

Purrs,
The Chans

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Catnip pills???

steve lisbon said...

better living thru chemistry -take the red or blue pill?

The Swiss Cats said...

We both are neutered because mum didn't want to have Pee Kings in the house (we already had a pee queen with Angel Céleste, that was enough !). We hope that the pills will work for you ! Purrs

Ann Boyajian said...

Skootch gets prozac every day for that. But it is fish-flavored, and is squirted on his food. It WORKS.

Flynn said...

I hope the pills work for you. I pee far and wide, but always outdoors