Monday, 28 October 2013

Mighty Mancat Monday

The Nekkid Tsar Seppo likes to sleep in one particular beddy, on his own, during the day. At night he is glued to Äiti.  In his daytime lair, there is a lot of empty space around him, and Äiti thought perhaps he might get cold. 
So, on a recent shopping trip to Ruotsi, she returned with a crocodile to keep him warm. Does she not realise crocodiles are cold-blooded predators ? I had to subdue it and protect perheeni from its jaws.
Holding it by its tail and whacking it a few times did the job.
Seppo was assured it was safe.
Oh yes, this crocodile is now totally tame.  Watch and learn how I do this Sampo.
And once I'd done all the dangerous stuff, Sampo finally had a go.
And now the little Nekkid One can sleep peacefully and cosily in his beddy, with his nice cuddly crocodile!

14 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You were very Brave, King P. That thing is BIG! The Nekkid Boy looks very sweet all a-seepin' like that, and it is nice the croc is safe for him to share the beddy with now. Course, if he were smart, he'd invite Stran or Mirsku to get in there with him! Now there's some body heat!

We have a question about Baldy's earsies. Is those freckles in there???

Sparkle said...

Wow, you kitties know how to whap those critters into submission!

Prancer Pie said...

You deaded it and Seppo get's the spoils. Now that's being a great mancat, King P.

We agree with The Spitster. He needs Stran or Mirsku to really generate some body heat!

Mamma N said...

Hyvä varmistua turvallisuudesta ensin!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

You are such a good Elder Brother, Puna-Chan, making sure the little one is safe.

Purrs,
The Chans

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Anonymous said...

You are a great brother king Punapippuri. Now let's hope that the crocodile will keep sweet Seppo warm enough.
You should put the crocodile in your coat of arms.
Dimitria.

Harmaa said...

Te tosiaan pidätte huolta asioista ja suojelette nakupoikaa!

Kari said...

Squeeeeeee! We want to cover that little face in kisses. He's so adorable!!!!

Pelle said...

The nekked one should cover his bits. Mum maybe could knit him a sweater and some pants. Nice job You did on that croc!

Katnip Lounge said...

We're so happy that The Small Nekkid One has a napping buddy! We wonder if he'd like a grain sack heated up in the microwave for under his cave.

Jenna said...

How thoughtful you and Sampo took care of that dangerous crocodile! Seppo definitely looks cozy in his bed now :)

Flynn said...

Seppo must be very grateful to you for taming that ferocious crocodile so he can sleep peacefully.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We are very impressed with a nekkid kitty that can live in Finland! But what is he gonna do when it comes time ta visit the Pee Glaciar?