Saturday, 3 November 2012

Saturday Salutations

King Spitty of California has asked if I was always King Kitty Cat of Finland (North) and why wasn't Stran-veli a king. He's always asking difficult questions and pushing away at royal protocol. Well, it is a long time ago when my I grew into my title. I have always been Punapippuri of Muhos Fields as that is where I was found. Muhos is near us, maybe 30km away. Where I was found there are few houses and I was very lucky to find some lovely people who helped me. I had thought I could look after myself but I was maybe only 5 weeks old! Anyway, I was united with Äiti and perheeni - at that time only my Britcat brethren. So it was natural that, as the first Finncat I was the King!
Stran-veli is too modest to want a title. He cannot be King Kitty Cat of Finland as he is a Britcat. And he has modest beginnings as a street cat in the rough nasty housing estates of Bristol so he feels very happy that he is now safe with us. And as Rumblemum says in the comments yesterday, he would have to be Emperor! But he has no imperial ambitions - he just wants to have a happy life and not to trouble anyone else and have Fun with a capital F. He's also cheerfully muttered something about there only being one head big enough for a crown in this house.
And my dear loyal reader Rumblemum, we have to disappoint you: he's OUR Stran-Fluff, not yours, hehehehe.

13 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Fincat, Britcat, every kitteh uses poo corner the same way! MOL!

Sparkle said...

I am surprised Spitty didn't take into account the different nationalities involved. It all makes total sense.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, I *guess* that is a suitable and satisfactory explanation, especially that part about your hat size, MOL.

Gosh Sparkle, you're really ganging up on a Boy aren't you!??

The Human thinks Stran-veli is quite noble indeed and would give a lot to get her grabby hands on him, just for a few minutes. She says he looks supremely cuddlicious.

Findus, Isak och Rasmus said...

King Spitty asks a lot of questions, which we enjoy, because we get to learn so much about you from your answers. Title or no title, Stran looks like the very picture of nobility.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Foreigners do ask the most annoying questions, don't they? No sense of protocol!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Katnip Lounge said...

What do you expect? Spitty is from CALIFORNIA. Where all the nuts roll when the great Ceiling Cat shakes out the country.
Stran doesn't need a title. He's like a benevolent Voldemort, He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Kari said...

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Shakespeare

Stran, being a Brit, knows this only too well.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

King or no, we think you are all gorgeous!

Eric and Flynn said...

Makes sense to us. There can only be one King Kitty Cat of Finland (North)and you were obviously born to be he.

Katie Isabella said...

Stran-veli is utterly handsome and completely THE epitome of mancatlyness, Stately, and worthy of Emperordom. (mommy made up that word but I passed approval on it).

GORGEOUS mancat.

Mr. Black said...

Well, Stran-veli is definitely His Royal Fluffiness.

The Cat From Hell said...

Well, only a boy cat - would worry about who was KING! All us girls cats knows we is Queens!
Kisses
Nellie

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Rumblemum says 'Drat!' (she really was dreaming of a Stran kidnapping, you must watch over him methinks!)