Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Wuss cat Wednesday

We have a major frustration situation going on here. Loyal readers will know that there is a blossoming romance on the interwebs, between our very own Mirksu and the gorgeous May Ling from the Katnip Lounge. She is being a traditional girl and is waiting for Mirsku, her 'Finnish leviathan' (hehehe - that made us giggle), to call her and ask her out. She couldn't be making it more obvious that she is interested in Paksu-poika and his muscular charms. So what does Fatboy do ? He squirms shyly.
He asks Stran-veli for advice. This at least led to him trying to call her: after three failed attempts (involving a fast-dial mishap and a pizza delivery, thank you!) he gave up.
I tried to slap him into action.  Afterall, I have great experience in these things and have my very own girlfriend so he should learn from me!
But he just lay flat out on the floor, eyes glazed over, fang extended and drooling. Most attractive. He really is a finely tuned athlete.
But our poor Romeo was fading away, he was so love lost - so he had to eat ice cream and pulla to keep his strength up.
And then he had to lie down again.
And after all that effort he opened his eyes up and was trying to gear up to ask the big question. Look at the tension in his paws, this was going to be a gargantuan effort.

'May Ling, will you go out with me ?'  

Now it will be an utter miracle if she says yes to that! My goodness, his breath! Eeek.
For his own sake, I post a much more attractive picture of him, in the hope that May Ling will accept his offer.
Mirksu has suggested a cosy Saturday night with some fine Finnish lohi (salmon), a sauna and then indulging in some fresh kissanminttu under the northern lights on the catio.

11 comments:

Sanni ja Olivia said...

Hyvänen aika, mikä jännitysnäytelmä! Kuka neito voisi tuollaista herrasmiestä vastustaaa?? Rakkaus on ihanaa <3

Katnip Lounge said...

My Mighty Meaty Finnish Mancat, YES!!!!

::blush::

Yr Tortie Gal, May Ling

OKcats said...

Poor Mirksu, having to deal with the torment of you young boycats, giving him fits! It was very kind of you to post up that last photo of him looking quite handsome, though. And I did NOT miss the part where he scored you a pizza! I'm being starved to death here, I'm sure. Crunchy food out all day but just ONE can of the good smelling wet stuff in 3 days! Cruelty, I'm saying. Well, I see that Miss May Ling has accepted Mirksu's date, so I'll go back to my mousies now. You all have a super day!

Love, Zoe

- Virpi said...

Romanssia ilmassa, ihanaa!

Prancer Pie said...

What a dreamboat! We think if May Ling isn't interested, many other ladycats will be!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

He is so adorable that my HUMAN wants to date him.

I am verreh relieved to see that the Beauteous May Ling has accepted. It will be most interesting to see what happens when the Desert meets the Snowy North.

Musta said...

Mirsku, sä oot ihan paras! Ehkä ujo, ehkä laiska, mutta lihaksikas ja SÖPÖ! Tykkään!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Yeah, my human is kinda wanting to date him too (watch out Spitty mummy!)

Rumblemum already has designs on her Stran tho, it's unlikely she'll stray.

Maggie said...

I think they would make a lovely feline couple ♥

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

It sounds like a lovely invitation!

Purrs,
The Chans

Eric and Flynn said...

Phew! After all that effort summoning up his courage, we are relieved May Ling said yes to her MMFM.