Thursday, 19 January 2012

Not Impressed Thursday

Loyal readers, I am deeply unimpressed. I am in a right royal strop, and I am not ashamed to admit it. I am throwing my mousies all over the place, and if any girlcat passes me by then they better get out of my way. Except Roosa - she's too scary.  And Aila-sisko is quite good at fighting back. And Jaava also has a bit of a swipe.
Over the last few days Äiti has been watching me. On several occasions I have turned my 'tocks and peemailed. This morning before breakfast I left three messages - it was most satisfying and they were distributed far and wide. And I had chased Aila-sisko - it was bliss.
However Äiti does not feel the same way about this, so she got on the phone to ystävämme eläinlääkäri to 'talk'. Now I usually have great respect and tolerance for ystävämme eläinlääkäri but she said I was doing this because I was threatened.  Loyal reader, this is sacrilege. An outrage. ME ? King Kitty Cat of Finland (North) threatened.  Pah! 
I have been sulking in my box, and cuddling Äiti and demanding extra treats and attention in response, just to prove I am not threatened. I also took a swipe at a couple of the lower echelon members of perheeni too, just to feel better.  And I made sure that I was the only one who got a tummy tickle from Äiti and a snuggle on her lap. Just to prove I am a truly self-confident top cat.
Apparently, due to the presence of two rather large growths on the back end of Juura-ninja, I have gone into over compensation mode and if this is not dealt with soon, I shall become a sprinkler hose, peemailing in all directions. Apparently I am not responding well to the testosterone levels in the house, which Jura himself is completely ignoring. Well I am going to ignore everyone instead!
But, these misguided humans are going to try to set this right. And the funny thing is, it doesn't involve me at all! Loyal readers, tomorrow Jura-ninja is to be snipped. The Burmese butterball will be de-balled (will this just leave butter ? voi voi). The ninja will be nutless and his jewels removed. Äiti says they'll look very good stuffed and mounted on the wall, or make a nice pair of earrings but I think no such souvenir would be welcome in here, in case it leaked nasty pheromones. But I do not like that I get the blame for this: what if Jura realises that his empty swagger is all my fault ? 

10 comments:

Sparkle said...

This sounds like the best solution to the peemail - I do not blame you, Puna, for your ire. Jura may not be aware of his manliness yet, but you could already tell, I mean, smell it was happening! So you sounded the alarm in the best way you know!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That does sound like a good solution. I doubt he will even miss them... or perhaps he will.

Prancer Pie said...

This is probably a good idea. We think Jura will wake up - none the wiser. All will be right in your kingdom (north) again!

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh dear that is a bit of a problem but I am sure that Jura will not be any the worse and all will be restored. Good luck, and you will always look all mancat and king to me.. Hugs GJ xx

Fuzzy Tales said...

The ninja will be nutless

Hahahha! OMC, just the way you worded that made our mom almost spit out her coffee. :-P

Well, paws crossed for the almost-nutless ninja tomorrow, and purrs for a quick recovery.

We hope this takes care of the pee-mail issue, though.

Do YOU have enough vertical space in your house? We remember adding additional vertical space helped the Lounge cats, though they already all were spayed/neutered.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

We think it is high time an epic poem is written about the goings-on in Oulu...

We imagine it will do Jaava no harm to be dejewelled and if it solves the other issue, then hurray!

Purrs,
The Chans

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Oops.... We meant Juura!

Kari said...

We think it is meant that your position in the household hierarchy is threatened. Once the butterball had been snipped all will even itself out, hopefully. All of our fellows are "without " and we still have pee mails delivered, with alarming regularity, by some of our most socially relaxed and friendly to all kitties. Lots of luck to you!

Eric and Flynn said...

That sounds like a good idea. We hope the de-nutting stops you sending your pee-mails.

ABBY said...

Oh dear we hope you no longer have to send peemails!!

Thank you for your kind words. I am back from the Vet and Mom is praying I regain my appetite.

purrs
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