Saturday, 6 August 2011

Saturday snake charming

Tällä on Jura! Olen mähtävä metsämies. Suomessa luonto on kaunis mutta myös vaarallinen, esimerkiksi KÄÄRME! Tapan käärme: olen pikku metsänkuningas! I also speak very good English: I am king of the woods because I kill this dangerous snake. This snake is from Ruotsi. It is Ikea-snake. Punapippuri-kuningas is letting me kill the snake for him and maybe I can show I am a good protector of perheemme (our family).
The snake is very slippery and struggles so much.
But I have the sisu of a mighty Finncat.
I am trained in ancient ninja traditions.
Left, right, up, down - wherever the snake moves I can follow.
Ha! It is vanquished.
I show Pekka-poika just how big it was.
And immediately go onto fight a string snake. This will be simple!
And my pikku sisko Jaava now joins in - she sees another snake to conquer.
Watch out Pekka-poika!
And then we find another wild animal. This is Ikea-cow. We try to pull it apart.
But Jaava-ninja steals it. Now I know you can see my pikku sisko's bottom but we Burmese are very naked (and very beautiful) so do not be embarrassed by this. We have very clean bottoms. If you look at some other pictures you might be able to see my monster munat. They are growing very nicely!
The cow is amazingly agile.
And tasty.
And Jaava-ninja can toss it a long way.
And then eat it again. Please note that Ikea-snake is dead and poses no harm to anyone. I will protect my sister from all Ikea-animals. Except Mirsku-veli's friend Mr Hippo who is huge.
And at last our mighty king wakes up and can see that his kingdom is safe.

9 comments:

Simba said...

Wow! Such intense activity! I need to rest just from watching you! Great photos.

Eric and Flynn said...

Phew!!! We need to go and lie down after all that activity. We feel quite exhausted. We laughed about your monster munats. When I (Flynn) was little mum said she was sad to see mine go even though she knew they had to because I had one ginger one and one white one, and she said they looked so cute. Did I ever tell you my mum is weird?

Zepa said...

I don't understand those positions and stretches. Are these cats made of rubber or what?

Katnip Lounge said...

Holy Cod. We need a nap after watching the mighty Mosquito VS Snake match, and yet the slaughter continued. And continued!
Here in the US us mancats merely have the contents of our munat-sac removed...so we get to keep SOMETHING. And if your Person is really crazy, you can get FAKE ones inserted! Truth.
Say, we would be willing to try and mail you some valerian root...email her at katniplounge AT gmal DOT com. Daddy mails internationally all the time.

Father Tom said...

It was almost like a ballet to behold!

Now, the snake and cow are Finnished, (I couldn't resist!)

Have a good weekend!

Tom
xoxo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Vidock said...

Those kittens really have amazing moves! Genji says he would like to come over for some lessons...

Purrs,
The Chans

Sparkle said...

Wow, those Ikea creatures are FIERCE! I'm surprised they let you two kittens battle them all on your own!

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Prancer Pie said...

It's hard to believe that Punapippuri could sleep through all that snake charming, and cow killing! Purrs.