Monday, 17 January 2011

What good is it having a photographer in the house, spending far too much money on stupid lenses, if she cannot process picture properly ??? A little bit of photoshopping would have saved me such embarrassment. Instead I have had to suffer the global indignity of a 'tiny bat in my your left nostril cave' as described by the Katnip Lounge crew regarding one photo on my last blog. Well, it's good healthy honest dirt and I am not proud. I defy the Katnip Loungers to pass nose-inspection.
And then I went visiting Cujo cat who is a genius; he is my Guru. He has written a poem about a girlcat, which really spoke to my heart but perhaps was not the kindest. Äiti did not like my comment supporting this wonderful mancat's philosophy, so she is cross with me. And I am cross with her. There is no easy solution. But today I have to show that I do like girlcats by showing an action sequence of photos with Roosa. Äiti will have to be punished by me in some way yet to be decided - but it will probably involve some form of liquid.
Roosa sits at the top of the stairs and shouts loudly whenever the food cupboard door is opened. She summons Äiti upstairs and does not join our mainly mancat feeding frenzy downstairs.
Äiti has a new way of feeding us dried food to keep us 'fit'. She flings the dry food around and Roosa charges after it.
She is really funny scrabbling away on the floor.
Actually she is like a guided missile and heaven help anyone who gets in the way.
Look at that paw ! And remember that not so hidden inside is a claw that never retracts. Every mancat quakes when that paw jabs out.
Please, do not get me wrong: girlcats are an important part of perheeni and I adore one girlcat in particular, my beloved Maggie May. But I do not understand them and sometimes they do weird things. Äiti says they are bossy and like to be the topcats, and usually are. Sometimes she says the most stupid things.

5 comments:

Cat said...

I gave up a long time ago trying to be the top cat in our house...that spot can only be held by madame Tiny...or Dame Tiny as she would like to be called. Girl cats (or in Tiny's case - old lady cats!! haha!) are waaay faster than us mancats and, well, they are kinda smarter in a more practical way. I know, I'm an embarassment to my mancatliness by saying these things, but if I am nothing else, I am honest and I call things as I see them. Bow to the ladycats...even if you don't agree with them, it helps to make your life easier!!! haha!! Purrs, Lautrec

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Very impressive paw shot, that last one!

By the way, Puna-Chan, good clean dirt is something one should always be proud of!

Purrs,
The Chans

Katnip Lounge said...

Punapippuri, I know all about nose boogers. I have the World's Dirtiest Nose! Mommy uses a cotton swab and sometimes her fingerclaw to clean my caves. Also, I am a GirlCat and we ARE TopCats. Sorry. But we Girls LOVE you Guys so it all works out.

XX The Baby

pee ess: The boys here are all fainty seeing Roosa's Uber-Cute Bottom. And Claw.

OKcats said...

King Punapippuri, we didn't even notice your bat - we were too busy looking at your freckles. We think it was super nice of you to feature Roosa on your blog today. And we have to say that our mom has not had the same experience as your Aiti with girlcats being the boss. I was bullied and tortured for years by a boycat - I couldn't even pretend to be the boss. That's why I'm so glad to have a little sister! :)

Your friend, Fuzzy

Mr Puddy said...

COOL !!!!!! I love this idea...Good Fun and YUMMMM !
Your mom is so creative : )