Sunday, 16 January 2011

The Battle for the Chair continues. We are now on part 479. I was quietly sleeping letting my belly-fluff breathe, when the chair shook like there was a terrible earthquake.
Mirsku-veli had bounced up.
Despite being rudely awoken I showed great kindness by starting to wash him.
After cleaning up his mucky ears (where does he get so messy?), he thought I had deliberately tickled him so stuck his tongue out at me!
And so of course the battle commenced.
He tried to direct a jab to my belly-fluff but this was quickly dismissed with a sharp blow to the head.
And by skilfully changing the direction of my paw force, I was able to push him away. And I have not even moved off my back yet. This is efficient fighting indeed.
But then he twists and shifts a paw so I move and open up the mighty royal jaw.
And with a swift double-paw grab followed by a bottom wriggle to free up back paws for the rabbit punches, Fatboy had to surrender.
Victory is, of course, mine.
And I go back to sleeping in peace.

8 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

Always the victorious mancat!! The same thing happens here between Maggie May and Ziggy. Maggie thinks Ziggy needs to bathe more often, so she tries to help him out, but it always ends in a battle.

Simba said...

Victory, and you never did have to even get up. That is talent!

OKcats said...

We think Mirsku may need his own chair, since you always win the battles for YOUR chair. Lookit your little freckles! The first time my mom saw my freckles, she tried to scrape them off! She did not know that orange cats had freckles on their noses and in their moufs. She felt bad for torturing me, and also a little bit silly!

Mr Puddy said...

Sweet Victory !!!!

xxx

Katnip Lounge said...

What a mighty warrior YOU are, Punapippuri! And you didn't even have a sword. Or a spear!

Johnny says he would like to rassel with you for recreational purposes, you have some moves he'd like to use on Crazy Maui. Mirksu must be fairly sane, he appears to fight fairly.

Um, you might have a tiny bat in your left snootstril cave...

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

A wonderful take of valour, Puna-Chan!!!!


PS: And our verification word is "quest"!!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Our rassles always start with bathing each other. We were impressed that you never even had to get up.

cujo cat said...

I admire your combat skills. Perhaps you could show me some of your moves sometime. One must be very diligent when putting one's minions in their place. Very well done.