Pikku Punapippuri

Äiti says we will have a guest staying next week, a friend of hers from England. I am not so happy about this. England is a nasty place full of bacteria and viruses so I shall have to check this friend very carefully. Also I am worried he may want to steal my pieniä palloja. I have to be very careful now about such things, and be on my guard. Äiti combed my tummy today so I tried to chomp into her hand. It didn't work and my curly bits were soon straight. Veli Stran thinks I am being funny and says that Setä Jamie is a very nice man and would never steal anything so I am just being silly. I suppose I should trust Veli Stran as he has met this Setä Jamie who has two cats himself. And he also speaks Finnish so must be quite a good person afterall. Maybe he can teach Velit Harris and Lewis some nice Finnish words - they were saying some not very loving things to me in English here (but I had just given them a big hug). I have never seen Velit Lewis' ears quite so angry before.
Äiti however has learnt a very unhelpful verb: leikata. Perhaps there are some things which she should not know.