Wednesday, 3 December 2008

I am a kitten of simple needs and they have been greatly offended just now. I consider it the duty of Punapippuri of Muhos Fields to try all new foods that are prepared here, just on case they are unfit for consumption and I can then warn anybody not to eat them. Tonight Äiti cooked lamb chops and I spent many minutes trying to check her plate. All I managed to sample was some broccoli. Yuck - kasvis! I tried and tried to test the meat. Äiti then went to get ice cream. Now I think this food really does need checking as it is very cold and Veli Stran was ill from things being very cold. So I tried and tried again but Äiti kept putting me on the floor. And then one time she carried me across the room away from the bowl and, you will not believe this -she shut me in the bathroom. And even worse, when I came out Sisko Islay was licking the bowl!
And it was MY bowl because it has Finnish words on it and it is on the Finnish flag and we are in Finland which is MY country so all food is MINE. Except the parts I share with Veli Stran as he is kind.
So I am not happy with Äiti and I think I will bite her toes a lot tonight. En ole onnellinen. Olin minun jäätelö. Minun!

2 comments:

Mirka said...

Hei!

Kaikkia ruokia pitää ainakin maistaa sanotaan jo päiväkodissa kaikille lapsille! Ja sinä olet lapsi! Äitisi on hyvin ilkeä, jos kieltää sinua, kun teet oikein!!

Mirka nukkuu myös SUKAT jalassa!! Suomessa on varmaan kylmä öisin ilman turkkia! Mirka sanoo, että kohta laittaa piponkin päähän! Miksi? Onkohan hänellä kylmä? Arvaatko sinä Punapippuri?

T. Maru

Karin Parker said...

Punapippuri writes:

Joo! Äiti on ilkeä - minä olen nälkäinen! Haluan purra varpaat. Minä olen lapsi! Punapippuri of Muhos Fields on paras! Mutta en halua hattu. Pipokään. Minulla on tuuhea korville.