Let the holiday begin

I have looked across my kingdom and all is well.

I have given Äiti a list of demands for the next few weeks, when I expect her to spend all her time and money on us. She has responded by telling us that she expects us to respect her sleeping hours, whenever she chooses them to be. Have you ever heard such an outrageous thing ? Who does she think she is? A cat ?

Slasherday

Today I am not impressed: Äiti has to go to work. I have been taking it out on the green wandy sticky thing. My strategy is interesting - I cannot see it as I am under cover.

 So I pad my paw around until I find it.

And then a swift turn and I have it firmly in my sight and grasp.

 Whoops - it's been stolen! Time to swipe some more.

But we have good news too. Äiti had to go to work as today is the last day of the school year, so this means: KESÄLOMA! It's the summer holidays and that means we can wake Äiti up at whatever time we like for ten weeks. She says she is going to spend the time hand feeding me so I get fatter and exercising those of perheeni who need to lose a little weight.

Fatty Friday

Ystävämme eläinlääkäri came calling a few days ago - nothing major and just a passing visit,but she made the comment that Jaava is 'becoming fat'.  I found this very funny. A tubby butterball!

You can perhaps see from her rolling around at full stretch that her belly is not as tight and muscular as perhaps it could be.

She is a little piggy when it comes to food, and always makes sure she has a taste of everything and everyone's food. And she lets Jura-ninja do the really high leaps and jumps while she is slightly more sedate. So, she must be exercised more or she will no longer be a lean little ninja.

And instead she will be a sumo wrestler.

Thursday tarting tummies

Aila-sisko suspiciously checks around. 

 She wonders if it is safe for her to relax.

 And she stretches out.

 Yes - she's gone for the full tummy tart pose.

She'll still be ready to swipe at any poor innocent mancat who comes too close, but Äiti says that is just my paranoia and she is a very nice girlcat who is misunderstood by me. Surely not!

Flat Out Wednesday

Pah! My blog was nicked by a ninja yesterday so now I shall show you that Jura is down from his elevated skyway, and underneath Tuomo-veli. 

He's flattened. Squashed.  Put firmly in his place.

And Mirsku-veli is dealing with the girlcat butterball who is trying hard to push him away.

She manages to get him to wash her - she is so sneaky she can twist him round her little paws.

But if she's not careful, Mirsku will eat her up.

Tuesday Territory

Moi! Jura-ninja here. I have stolen the blog for today from the Ego with Fluff Oops, I meant our royal highness fusspot Punapippuri. Now I am an easy going guy who puts up with just about everyone else sitting on me and doing what they want, but at the weekend I saw my opportunity and was The First to walk across the Skyway this year.

Mirsku-veli was the Skyway champ last year but I thought I'd stake my claim by rubbing my invisible ninja butterball scent everywhere. Oh yes. Now all I need is some treats up here and I'll not move all summer.

But I can move super fast. And here's a photo of me doing my ninja chasing around. That's Mirsku in a blur behind me - he was stunned by my faster than the speed of light antics. Hah!

Better dash, I can see a flash of ginger fur approaching and it's time to scoot. Moi moi!

Mirsku Monday

Äiti messed this post up on blogger's scheduling so some of you may have seen this display of expansive Mirsku fluff before. He spends a lot of his time on his back.

 In fact we think he may be glued to the floor.

He is a shameless tart, and enjoys a tummy tickle. Then he sinks his teeth into any forearm that lingers too long and bunny kicks his hydraulic piston back paws.

But we think all he needs is a pool of drool and a few discarded packs of kissanminttu and his iamge as a total 'nip head is complete.