Sunday, 29 March 2015

Sunday Sprinkles

I deserve an apology, methinks! From Äiti! After all that public humiliation about my tendency to advertise my presence over the walls, just look at what else is going on !  I apologise if this offends you, Loyal Readers, but I regard this as important evidence to prove my innocence in sprinkling matters. 

Saturday, 28 March 2015

Saturday Sacrilege

Loyal readers, do not under any circumstances allow one of these devil machines into your kingdoms. I am so, so busted as  result of this beast. It is a 'black light' and yes indeed, it was a black day when Äiti switched it on.  She bought one a long time ago and found it not very helpful as it wasn't bright enough, so when she saw this megagigaterawatt beelzebub she ordered it.
Oh dear. Some cat might have had an accident here. All is revealed. Trouble is, these little 'accidents' are all over the place and I am getting the blame for most of them. Thankfully she has not invested in a DNA testing kit so I can - at the moment- point paws at everyone else and plead innocence.
So Äiti has been scrubbing the walls (using a weak solution of biological washing powder as its enzymes will destroy the glowing stuff). It has taken me years to build up this chat room. These are an archaeological record of my monarchy. I tried to point out that perhaps there were remnants of Stran there that needed preserving - but oh no, Stran NEVER peemailed inside. Which is true actually, but was worth a try. It will take me ages to establish all my little graffiti boards, and in the meantime I'm going to wipe out half her facebook messages - see how she likes it! Pöh!

Friday, 27 March 2015

Friday Fracas

This sequence is in reverse order, just to be different! Seppo has escaped the clutches of Sampo - look at his little tailio flicking away!
Why did he skidaddle? Look at that Sampo back paw! Look at the proximity to those sphynxie sultanas ! Ouchie.
And that claw was in response to Seppo's fangs being shown.
And this is how it all started - a little game of footsie, all innocent in Sampo's attempt to rescue a blue pipecleaner that Seppo is sat on. Sampo loves his pipeys!

Thursday, 26 March 2015

Thursday Dozeday

If it's not Friday, then it's not worth waking up for.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Winter's back

We are unimpressed! In fact somecat was so fed up they left a steaming pile in all that white stuff.